1. Knock Knock.. Open
You fat, lazy, greedy swine. How dare you ignore me? Look at me when I talk to you! Open this door right now. I was doing this before you learnt how to drive that fancy car. Ungrateful wretch. Don’t you know you’re supposed to give alms to beggars during Ramzan?
2. The New Girl
Nervous? Scared? Terrified? That’s how she felt on the first day at the new school. Groups of children stood in the corridors. Girls giggled as she passed. Boys whistled at her. ‘One last chance to run’ she told herself and entered the classroom.
‘Good morning teacher’ they screamed in glee.
3. The Judge
The judge sneered at the doomed man. He was sweating. The judge could sense the executioner running towards them from behind. The crowd bayed for blood. The man’s partner didn’t even look at him. Cowards!
The judge’s finger twitched. He was desperate to raise it and say ‘That’s out’.
4. The I-Fisherman
I opened a beer, applied some sun-tan lotion & wore my Ray-Bans. Blue skies, calm seas & a good boat. What else could a man want? Immediately my Blackberry beeped. What did the bitch want? Another distressed client? Another deal to save?
‘Fuck off’ I said and threw it overboard.
7 comments:
wow!!!
loved the post!!!!
its the literary version of modern art....
Thanks... :-)
wanker B, here's my contribution... happy new year! :-)
A WISE MAN'S PLEA
Click on the right buttons, pull the right strings, touch the right chords, save the whales, save the world, make the planet greener and safer, make fedex win, make munich grin, make a new beginning. No matter what you do or don’t, please click on those damn ads! :-)
good stuff..makes for interesting reading
Wanker B, great comment. As usual. Good enough to be a post by itself. :-)
Aditya, Thanks man. Always nice to be appreciated.
on the lines of "the little fable" by Kafka....awesome post
Interesting!
:)
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